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Dragunovon Aug 14, 2024 11:00am
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Breaking news!
Breaking news!Yukon's Head Chief, Corrupt Thunder, recently announced that, while he was getting wasted at a local bar, a beaver, crow, and a turtle walked in to have a "serious discussion" about the state of local environment. According to them, he said, all pollution is the fault of VGCX. Upon their advice, he thereafter visited a local grocery store and was appalled by the sight of all the dead fish packed in styrofoam body bags and tin coffins. After crying uncontrollably for about an hour, he vowed to persecute VGCX to the fullest extent of woke law. Sources say that shoppers were relieved when he left as he wasn't wearing any pants.