My imitation of a FAT promoter/pumper (paid or not)"Lithium" is the hot commodity and we have the goods and a great management... BUY!!"
(Oh, wait, we are switching to gold and the Winston play ? oops ...)
"Gold is hot and the Winston property is awesome, and a great management ... BUY!!"
(we can't find any gold there? oops ...)
"Zoro property has tons of lithium and is a great play, and a great management... BUY!"
(what, results sucked? - we screwed that up too?!?!?)
"Uranium is where its at! We just need to come up with $30 million through massive dilution and, um, ah ...and we have great management ... buy, please buy - we need to pay our promoters!! "