Verdict is inIt was put to the Frontier Supercomputer to determine the probability of that press release being real. The verdict follows...
It was determined that it is 7,264.8 times more likely that a green sunburned flying pig which is in the middle of eating a peanut butter and tunafish sandwich will crash through your livingroom window and land squarely on your sofa then fart and say "Excuse me for flatuating" in Swahili than it is for that press release to turn out to be real.
No matter how hard you try, you can not argue with A.I.
Hey, at least you can say this piece of outrageous fiction had no malicious intent.