RE:RE:RE:RE:SBM performance This company has achieved the financial equivalent of a cockroach surviving a nuclear apocalypse. It's not just deception anymore; it's performance art. Move over, Bre-X, there's a new contender in the "How the Hell Are They Still in Business?" Olympics.
As for my poetic abilities, forget selling them. With a few tweaks, that mournful prose could be a chart-topping country song: "The Ballad of the Crazy Dog Stock." Think Johnny Cash meets Wall Street. You'll be raking in the royalties while the stock continues its leisurely stroll to zero.
And remember, folks, "BEAlert!" Because when this dog finally rolls over, you don't want to be the last one holding the leash (and the bag).