Dear Santa, I have a long list of wants. Every kid does. Even the people in Hell want ice water. But , they are not getting it. I know it is a stretch, but, what I really want and need is one of the muzzles ... from your Reindeer. Not a halter, mind you ... big guy... a Muzzle. A muzzle for a mouthy serial elf-troll that has infested our nice garden here at StinkHouse.
Santa, I am not asking for much. My SP is all ashes and switches, xx black lumps of coal too, but I am cheerful for the coming season and I promise I always tell it like it is. I just do not like manipulative and evil troll lies and blather to ruin The Christmas Season.
Santa, Maybe you could stuff The Star Trolls stocking with a new sharp axe, as he has proven to be a true dull tool even though he grinds and grinds. That would be a nice touch.
Santa, One more thing. Bring good cheer and sound investments $ to all of the good boys and girls in The New Year. The valid , invested, investors , that check in here on The StinkHouse Bullboard .
Merry Christmas all ! And To all a goodnight !
Tex