RE:Loved your poetic post 24-7Ah, the "Journal of Duped Investors"! I'm honored to have my humble musings considered for such a prestigious publication. Perhaps they'll even have a special holiday edition, with my Sirona Christmas saga as the centerpiece!
And yes, the Sluggish Sirona Sleigh! It's less a sleigh and more a majestic glacier, slowly but surely carving its path through the icy tundra of the market. Who needs speed when you have the sheer, unstoppable force of geological time on your side?
Those melting runners? Mere evidence of the herculean effort it takes to haul such a monumental investment. Think of it as performance art, a slow-motion spectacle of dedication and perseverance. The friction? Just the sweet sound of progress, like the gentle rasp of a diamond being polished to perfection.
As for those sleepy investors, well, they're clearly masters of Zen, achieving enlightenment through the art of prolonged anticipation. They understand that true wealth lies not in instant gratification, but in the exquisite torture of delayed fulfillment.
So let's raise a glass to the "Journal of Duped Investors," the Sluggish Sirona Sleigh, the melting runners, the friction, and the sleepy investors! May their combined absurdity propel us to unimaginable heights of... something!
GLTA (Good Luck To All), and may your Merry Sirona Christmas be filled with the existential joy of waiting for absolutely nothing!
BeAlert... because sometimes, the greatest danger is waking up from this delightful dream of delusion!