RE: This is funny!and cystal, here's one for you...I'm lousy at jokes, but it goes something like this...
20 years ago, a husband and wife got married. On the morning of their 20th anniversary, the wife woke up at 3 AM. Her husband was not beside her. She got up and went downstairs where she found him sitting quitely at the kitchen table, wiping a few tears from his eyes.
"What's the matter?", the wife asked.
Her husband replied, " We've been married for 20 years, and there where a few things I started to think about. Do you remember the first time we kissed?"
"Well sure I do", replied the wife.
Do you remember the first time we made out in the back of my old Chevy?", asked the husband.
"Well sure I do", replied the wife.
" Do you remember when your Dad caught us up in your room, naked, entwined together, enjoying each other like never before?"
"Well sure I do", replied the wife.
"Do you remember your Dad pointing a shotgun at my head, telling me you where only 15 years old at the time, and I had to marry you or face getting 20 years in the big house for having sex with an underage girl?"
"Well sure I do", replied the wife.
Sniffling even more, wiping the tears that never seemed to end, the husband said " I'm crying because today I would have gotten out of prison."