Hey backdoor! Speaking of April Fools(aka bluehawk22, earth2george, dd4me, upchuck, etc) You asked for it!
Tribute to a hero!
Now dd is one honorable guy
Who’d give ALL, to those in need
dd would never do a dastardly thing,
That’s based on cheatin’ or greed.
dd’s the one, who’s legal advice
Will bring all, riches untold.
He’ll clean strangers’ teeth with silver piks,
And line all their pockets with gold.
He’ll help the young, to see their goals
Give elderly, their just due,
Enlighten the hearts of the down and out,
Cuz, he’s kind and y’ know, he’s true blue.
He visits the elderly, the sick, the undone,
Gives hope to those sniffing glue,
When you see him ‘midst the lowly crowd,
Your eyes, they’ll fill with dew.
He takes the time to feed the hungry,
And clothe the poor in the cold,
He shelters those, in blowing streets,
And comforts the dying and old.
When he speaks, his words, you know they’re true
They enlighten, they’re bright and they’re fine,
They boost the spirit, as a rose in a field
Or a goblet of sparkling red wine.
Now here I am, with my rum and coke
Having a few, to quench my thirst
And about this stuff that you just read
Just pretend, that it’s April the first…
nessi