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Post by BlueCawk22on Mar 14, 2004 4:47pm
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To Anthony1

To Anthony1Yes, of course, the plumber. Did you know how he became a plumber, Anthony? This is one of NESSI's true poems. Dicky’s money pit In days gone by Upon the throne A snake took a crap And made a clone It swam to the top And bobbed a little Amidst the brine The foam and spittle So the rattler bent over Reached thru the foam Grabbed the stinky critter And took it home He looked kind of homely Pale and sick But he said “you’re my boy” And named him Dick As time passed by Summer after summer He thot he got smarter As everyone got dumber The first cash he made He made from no other He went out and sold His porcelain mother Yes, that white flush unit That hung on the wall That once served mankind Was gone from us all But he knew his stuff This young new comer So he bot a pipe wrench And became a plumber Then out back of a house He dug a big pit About six feet deep Where people could $hit Then an old fella- eloquent and fine Asked what he was doin’.. Dick said “diggin’ a mine “But what minerals are there In that little fold?” Dick said “don’t tell a soul T’is silver and gold!!” Bring me your cash Go sell your store You’ll buy yourself rich I won’t tell you more” When the guy got back There was a house on the pit A door in front With a half moon on it So the fella asked Dick What’s this house on the hill He said “keep it secret, This is the mill!!” So he gave Dick his money From the store he just sold And was told to come back In a month for his gold The cash Dick ‘e hid Where no one could see Then promptly joined up With the NDP In a month, the old man Came back for his gold He had not a cent Cuz his store had been sold He was poor as pauper And dressed like a clown Big dick met him there With a sly sultry frown Then Dick said “old man, We lost all you see Cuz of the mining rules Of the NDP But don’t feel bad Don’t feel blue When you get more cash A deal's waitin’ for you.” So remember if you see A dude diggin’ a pit You could end up in the hole If you’re dealin’ with $-it. NESSI
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