joke of the day- nothing to do w etg- funnyCucumber, pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "man, my life
sucks.
Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "you think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar.
The penis glared at them both and said,
"You guys think you have it rough?Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,they put a rubber tarp over my head,stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
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