Balaton Power Inc BPWRF

RE: time to admit

[gotrupees]

AluminaMan: For the good of the company, its shareholders and the good people of Orrissa, I VOLUNTEER MY SALES SERVICES. BACKGROUND: DILIGENT AT CLOSING DEALS: As a kid, sold Christmas cards door-to-door out in the country, including to atheist & Jewish neighbors. HONEST: Every year, submitted every penny of my Halloween Trick-Or-Treat-For-UNICEF collections to that United Nations fund. CULTURAL AFFINITY: Once dated a Hindi girl as hot as molten... PATRIOTIC: Will find that hill o bauxite. Will plant the glorious Balaton flag on it. Will write FOR SALE on it! Will write my contact number on it! Will not disconnect my answering machine when surfing the web! WILLING TO SHARE THE NEWS: Smalltown paperboy. I always delivered. Yes, tho I'm sure management is doing all they can, plowing through deal complexities we non-Einsteins can't imagine, maybe they just need a sparkplug to break on through to the other side! For a modest collective donation of just 50000 rupees, and of 10 Balaton shares & constructive advice from every Bullboards member, I'll swing on over to the subcontinent and help out our team. Whaddya say!?! Got Balaton???