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RE: bcjt bought a Hummer

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Bahhaahhahahaah!! Ok, that post caught me off guard! Damn funny!! Sky --original-- Penis Size Not A Factor In Recent Hummer Purchase By Lee Camp CALGARY – BCJT, in Calgary, AB, purchased a brand new Hummer 2 Tuesday, and penis size had nothing to do with it. Friends and family verify that bcjt bought the Hummer with Oilexco winnings and because he owns ten acres of rough, wooded land outside Cochran and wanted the mammoth vehicle in order to drive around on it. This is the first known Canadian purchase of a Hummer that did not have anything to do with the miniature size of the owner's penis. In surveys taken by both Hummer and Motor Trend Magazine, "tiny penis" was the number one reason given for buying the ridiculously inefficient house-sized truck. The number two reason was "misshapen penis" and the number three reason was "inability to use penis properly." Of the few women who bought a Hummer, all stated that they wanted it due to penis envy. When asked about being the first non-penis-related purchaser of the Hummer, bcjt said, "Yeah, I felt a little funny about buying it, and I'm starting to regret it. Fellow Hummer drivers often honk and wave as they pass me on the road as if to say, 'I have a miniscule member too!' And I try to yell back, 'My penis is moderately sized!' but I think they rarely hear me. I'm contemplating a bumper sticker that reads, 'My package is not below-average,' but those stickers are surprisingly hard to find."