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digitson Nov 23, 2005 6:23pm
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A day in the life
A day in the lifeOne morning ghoulass was standing in front if the mirror doing his morning flexs, checking for food particles between his teeth and giving himself his usual big thumbs up.
His wife walked into the room and asked, " What are you doing ?"
"Can't you see I am stroking my ego ya dumb beotch ? ", he retorted in is usual snide manner.
"You really gotta quit posting on those chat sites, it is effecting our relationship " she said.
"Shut up, I am trying to think of a good Western fantasy to git digits today" he said as he ran his fingers through his greasy hair.
"What an arsewhole you are" she said as she proceeded to phone the plumber.