RE: Ah Gent...David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father.
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"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."