Post by
Stutters on Nov 01, 2022 3:08am
Pez, I really miss you. PLEASE come home!!
A lawyer goes to bed and instead of waking up he finds he's died and goes to heaven. St. Peter is at the gate and welcomes him. The lawyer is indignant. "I can't be dead, it simply isn't possible! You have to return me at once." St. Peter says, "Well, you know, I know it is a shock, but you had a long life. 132 years is way more than most people get." The lawyer's jaw drops. "132 year... I'm only 48!" St. Peter opens his book and says, "48? Well, we went by your billable hours