Post by
HaulJockey on Sep 12, 2023 7:20am
Satire Just Out!
Steve, a buddy of mine, is entering a deal with another guy, let's call him Bob. Bob has no credentials but has a pocket full of magic beans that when planted produce dollar bill trees. Steve is going to build the greenhouses for the magic bean production and give Bob 100,000,000 or so for his troubles.
From much research and real time trials at a greenhouse in B.C., where the climate is just right for just about everything, it has been determined that the money tree's will only grow at a place in Alberta that has no greenhouses at the moment. So the deal hinges on Steve raising the hundreds of millions to start the project by building a new state of the art greenhouse operation in that location, with of course the special money tree holders.