Post by
caulkpig on Feb 17, 2006 7:36pm
Pass the Applesauce
With the demise of RB still fresh in my heart, I went back to my work today because as we all know, caulking just cannot wait. Especially when you have a bunch of caulk hungry pigs back at the farm eyeing your unguarded cache of the fresh goo. So I brought things back into perspective today. Afterall, it was not like RB was my best pig. In fact, I hadn't had him very long. And wasn't his demise his own fault for pushing that slop GAI ? Hmmmm. Ponderable ponderables. I suppose had he known that he would have ended up as today's special over at the neighbouring chicken ranch, he might have watched his mouth a little more carefully. I only hope that the rest of my pigs stick to sucking back caulk and leaving the investments to those in the know. Me ? All I have left to show for my GAI certs is the other 3 pigs I got in the deal. Of course 3 pigs is a lot more than other holders of GAI certs will end up with. Maybe I should just make pork chops of them now. At least I'd get a decent dinner out of the deal. Well except for RS. He's a little too fatty.
Lucky chickens.