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I have just received word that non other than Eike Batista may be elected as our new CEO. This is great news as Eike seems to have an extensive history of drilling holes in both dirt and water. If Eike does become our new CEO than things look great that we might have HRT halt drilling in the Amazon so Eike can save the countries valuable rainforests and surrounding environments. I saw an EBX promotional video which said the companies mission is actually to save the environment rather than rape and exploit it so we should be in fairly responsbile hands old chaps.
GLTA!
Ps. My honey muffin says that if this stock goes below .15 cents she is going to perform some type of witchcraft on my mothers tomb. I pray Mr. Eike Batista can save our poor company...
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