UncleBen spit up his coffee
Noirish turmed sheet white
Silverfish was called into Head Office for remedial shorting
Chicken Lady swallowed her beak
JerkoffAdocate swallowed Ruddy
Pommerrancid was run over by an Ambulance
SpunkedOnHand, SpunkedOnHand
Sanritmarka had a bris and became Jewish
Insidertrading came OUT of the Closet
Suitman ran away with Silber’s Granny
DownHuge went down on himself
…and Rad broke his $20 Quartz watch while trying to cram in a Double AA batterie