I wish each and everyone of you a happy Easter holiday. We're just a little over one month away from next ER. Let's talk more about it when we're back from this long weekend. If you see a huge boost in Supreme's revenue, then that must have come from Blissco Pur Dew :D. I can't get enough of it.
For those of us "bag holders," (which I'd assume the vast majority), we deserve a little humour. I want to see a smile on your face. Please excuse my very twisted sense of humour; I love jokes that are "salty".
Peter: (to his next door neighbour) Hey Paul, for your birthday, I'm going to give you a new set of curtains.
Paul: And why are you doing that?
Peter: Because I'm so fkkking sick of coming home from work everyday to see you and your wife running around naked, playing hide and seek.
Paul: (thinking) And for your birthday, I'd like to give you a pair of glasses.
Peter: Huh? Why?
Paul: So you can see clearly if that was your wife or mine.
A man walking inside a pub with a pistol pointing straight. "Which one of you son of a b***ch slept with my wife?"
A voice replied, "I'm afraid you don't have enough bullets."
Wife: Can we try a different position tonight?
Husband: Great idea!
Wife: You stand at the sink, wash dishes and I'll lay on the couch watching TV.
Husband is walking behind his wife and says, "your bottom is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears.
When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great," said Little Johnny,"cuz he'd be sh*t-outta-luck if he needed glasses