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Post by Obscure1 on Feb 11, 2022 9:50pm

don't make old people mad

An old geezer became very bored in retirement - so decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get
$1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,"Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad.

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

ENJOY YOUR DAY !!

P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers.

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Comment by quesea on Feb 11, 2022 10:16pm

Eggzactlly, Old Geezers VOTE. with their wallets. Biden & Putin are making us rich !! Trump was/is a fool who was stealing from the O&G companies !!!!

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Comment by Experienced on Feb 11, 2022 11:11pm

Great story/lesson The thing about being old (and I speak from personal experience...lol) is that you have seen a lot and you know lots of people who are better than you so in order to keep up you need to be wily and strategic and pick your spots. And by the way, thanks for the big print - very much appreciated. saved me from having to do it myself..lol

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