Providence Gold Mines Inc V.PHD

And what Grade 5 ESL student is writing these comical NR's?

[KozmoT]

They're hilarious, check this out... " The Company continues to consider its strategy of works with new discoveries to enable and source both the best plant and machinery to provide both efficiency and price to commence extraction through production."  

WTF?!?!?  That's the most nonsensical word soup I've ever read in a public company official news release.

p.s.  I did NOT make that up - thats an actual cut and paste from today's NR !!!

[givemeabreak1]

I have to admit, I seldom use spell check or anything esle just too lazy.  That said the section that you posted is actually well written from a technical standpoint.  Needless to say you can use software to edit your releases but something that might be technically correct may make no sense which is the case here. So I ran the section posted through my software and here is what it came

[givemeabreak1]

So I scored the section in accordance with the FK system used by the Universities and it scored 19!  The system is pretty simple a 12 is highschool graduate.  A 19 is highschool plus 7 years of University Level study. TEST RESULTS: Your text has an average grade level of about 19. Ooh, that's probably a bit too complicated. Have you thought about using smaller words and

[givemeabreak1]

At the University Level it is all about language manipulation.  So the FK system is basically a mathematical equation.  Simplifed longer sentences score higher.  The highest level however is based on the number of sylabbles in the sentence.  So when you are writing a Uiversity level essay you simply score yourself on a paragraph by paragragh or sentence by sentence basis.