Reconnaissance Energy (Africa) Ltd V.RECO

Heaven and Hell

[Oregonduck]

A shareholder was unfortunately ran over by a bus and went to heaven. He is met by St Peter who tells him there is a new edict from higher-up that he must each spend one day in Hell and Heaven and chose where he wants to be after that.

The shareholder protests loudly saying he will absolutely pick Heaven. St Peter says he has to abide by the rule.

He goes down, down, down and is met by the Devil. He sees many of his stockholder friends and is warmly welcomed by his broker. They are all having a great time playing golf, drinking and eating a grand buffet at the club house. Everyone lives in a mansion with maids and gardeners. No one has money troubles as they point to the oil field in the distance where their company have discovered close to 160 billions barrels of oil in place exceeding that of Kuwait. A pipeline and refinery are on site and the stock has been going to the moon.

He then goes up to St Peter who shows him the happy place in Heaven and he sees people playing harp and singing in the clouds. They are all studying the   Bible and listening to lectures. A very serene, green environment.

He then tells St Peter he has decided to choose Hell so he can be with his friends. St Peter tells him there is no coming back.

He goes down there and is met by his desolate friends in torn clothing picking up food from the dumpster. There is no golf course and clubhouse. He asks “WTF happened ??!!”

The Devil replies, “Didn’t you know, yesterday we staged the stock presentation and webcast”

[ZaPhiCa]

What can be said about you? Poor morals, sacrilegious, liar. Should I go even further? Broken toy I suppose    

[Moneycat]

You pompeous , rightous piece of cow dung.  I draw the line at bringing in religion and heaven and hell because of investments in stock.  You can frig right off and stick your rightousness right up you know where !!!!

[CammerRec]

Thank you I needed a good laugh today with the downside market bias today.