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I have a second home...

[RoyallyScrewed]

... living rent free in Shammy's head. There's writing on every wall, the ceiling, every piece of furniture (most of it oddly misshapen), and even on the windows and window coverings. Every once and a while I say something he finds annoying and the front door bursts open spilling out a jumble of incohesive words. Sometimes I just ring the doorbell and then jump back.

[leodevoe]

At this point I think Weasley is just trolling. While he's a complete dimwit even dimwits have some grip on reality. 

[SamDiego]

There you go again Royal. You just can not tell the truth. You are living rent free, but it happens to be in my lower colon.  The smell of your posts are a dead give away.

[RoyallyScrewed]

We're both right Shammy!  I'm living rent free in your head, and your head is up your colon. 

[SamDiego]

In other words, you remain subordinate to my allowances whenever you get the urge  to leave your rent free home, swim and few laps around the toilet bowl, and then deliver your post to this forum. Like I said, anyone reading your posts can understand our relationship.

[RoyallyScrewed]

I should explain what "living rent free in your head" actually means Shammy. It's not a literal thing. It means that while your head is up your colon (where you told me it was) you are thinking about me all the time "as if" I was living there. But I'm not actually living there Shammy. No no, I'm living here in my house. But you've given us a great demonstration