New Stuff
A new non-invasive screening device is being investigated as we all wait.
The new device determines a person's sense of humor. They will place their elbow on a pad and thru the magic of gels, mulitiplexors and currents, a result will be recorded. The conclusion will determine if the elbow is really a funny bone and whether people really have a sense of humor.
The big challenge will be selecting what people will be used for the trial. Retail investors, and FDA/CFDA personnel may be excluded as existing evidence appears to be already conclusive. Company executives have tested the new device and it has been found that they do have a sense of humor as evidence of questions relating to their efforts over the last year.
The new device does not have a new name but the word starting with the letter "J" has been tossed around.