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Berzyon Sep 09, 2014 3:41pm
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Recent Discussion in the Goldcorp Boardroom
Recent Discussion in the Goldcorp BoardroomGoldcorp CEO: Dammit John what happened with Cayden?!
Sheepish Goldcorp Executive (SGE): Uhhh....I guess we tried to lowball Cayden for that Las Calles piece for too long and they got tired of saying no. Now they called our bluff and made a deal with Agnico.
CEO: You’re fired! But first go offer them $300 million. Christ I’d pay that for the Las Callas piece alone if I had to. Do you know how much liability we have there for already having our pit going in to their land claim!? Cayden didn’t have the resources to sue us on it but Agnico will!
SGE: Who the heck drew that map showing our pit going onto their land anyway?
CEO: We did...but nevermind...just go offer them $400 million!
SGE: I thought you said $300 million
CEO: Yes $500 million now hurry up before someone figures this out!