RE:Conversation in restroom...zack50 wrote: DJT Share-holder #1: Have you heard... people are saying that Mr. Trump is losing billions of dollars.
DJT Share-holder #2: It's so unfair what they are doing to him.
DJT Share-holder #1: The stock is down over 60% in 3 weeks, and another 15% so far today... where will it end?
DJT Share-holder #2: It's unbelievable... nothing like this has ever happened before.
DJT Share-holder #1: Well, it's all because the stock market is rigged by crooked Joe Biden and the corrupt Justice Department.
DJT Share-holder #2: Yes, and don't forget that crazy Nancy Pelosi... she's definitely in on it too... they're all Trump haters.
** Stall door opens and out steps Donald Trump **
Donald Trump: But, Truth Social is a great company... many people are saying it is a very strong company. It's the best company... nobody has ever seen a company this great and this strong.
Donald Trump: Btw, guys, I hope you bought my MAGA ball cap, my mug-shot mug, my bobblehead toy, my mini-sticker pack, my hero cards, my golden sneakers and my MAGA doormat.
Donald Trump: Gotta run fellows... I'm late for a lunch meeting at McDonald's. Btw, keep an eye peeled... my next gimmick will be out soon!!!
LOL... LOL... LOL... LOL... LOL... LOL
'I was actually there, waiting outside the men's room, waiting for daddy, and wouldn't you know it, those two brave MAGAts came out right after daddy, holding between them the roll of toilet paper that daddy had used (they had wanted to grab the paper towels he used to dry his hands but he never washes his hands). Daddy knew immediately what they intended to do with the TP so stepped right up and grabbed it from them. "The only one who makes money off my sh*t is ME" he yelled with such authority it made me swoon. We left the two men staring after us, in awe of their mighty leader. I love my daddy soooo much.