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suomynonaon Jun 16, 2021 9:13am
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What The Fridge?
What The Fridge? Mable Oaf Foods Proceeding with Takeover of Energy Solutions BS Factory? Franis
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TSOX: MOFO
www.mableoaffoods.con
MR & MISSISSAUGA, ON, Nevruary 16, 2021 /CON/ - Mable Oaf Foods Ink. (the "Company") (TSOX: MOFO) today announced that the Toronto Socks Exchange (the "TSOX") has accepted that the Company's mystery meat division cannot possibly compete with the record setting production of baloney coming out of Niagara Falls (slowly I turned...).
So the Company will grab up to a gazillion useless shares (out of the umpteen outstanding as at Nevruary 15, 2021) representing approximately .01% of new issues anticipated at Nevruary 12, 2022, by way of normal course moving paper around effected through the facilities of the TSOX and/or alternative Canadian trading systems. The average daily trading volume for the six months ended Jun 16, 2021 was relevant. Common shares purchased by the Company will be cancelled like yesterday's culture.
The Company believes that the market price of the common shares may not, in this or any other world, reflect any value and accordingly the purchase of the common shares would only be of interest to fiatologists, and stock certificates may be attractive and appropriate for use as lining for budgie cages or wrapping all that there baloney.
(All parties are fictional, any resemblance to anything or anyone is pure coincidence, and no animals were injured in production))