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And just because there is no development too unimaginable or preposterous concerning the newspaper formerly known as NOW Toronto, we are now in the second week of the website having been scrubbed of nearly all identification. So, what are we supposed to call you, assuming that there might ever be a need? "Hey You, Toronto"? (Actually, that's sort of an improvement.)

Could this have been another brainstorm from the mind of Uncle Kirk McDonald?

"Take the name off the website, and that way the process-servers will never find us! And if the immigration authorities come around here asking about me, just tell them you've never heard of me, but you think I might be back in Denver, working as a short order cook in the Waffle House. Tell them that!"