RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:MaxmoeDear Mr. Trump and US military. Please blow up as many Iranian oil facilities as possible. Please do your best to limit casualties of innocents.
DearAli Khamenei supreme leader and crazies in the national guard, please blow up as many Saudi or middle eastern oil facilities as your proxies can muster. Please also manage to spare innocent parties even though I know that women, the handicapped and children are fair game. Especially if they are infidels. Focus on the Hormuz straight and other facilities.
Thank you you for you cooperation and for driving up oil prices so BTE can pay its debt down faster and go straight up. God bless or Ali Akbar...what the f ever.