RE:Well...Well.....if it isn't Bushpig the Coward!lol same ol' lying PantiesonFire41 JokeBoy. Here you go Reginald. Your entire existence summed up in one paragraph of a children's book review:
Reginald goes to great length to try to explain to the townspeople that they are friends with a creature who is supposed to be extinct, but no one pays any attention to his lecturing. Finally driven to a state of sullen moping, Reginald sits and pouts. Edwina, ever the good and friendly dino, tries to help him by sitting and listening intently to Reginald’s very long and detailed explanation. And when Reginald has finished talking, Edwina gleefully skips out of the classroom to go make cookies. The final line of the story tells you that Edwina understood what Reginald had said but “she just didn’t care.”
credit: https://chrisloblaw.wordpress.com/2011/08/07/the-cautionary-tale-of-reginald-von-hoobie-doobie/