EQUINEEEJITMay your bread always be mouldy, and the milk in your fridge always spoiled.
May your wife leave you, and your children hate you.
Though I think the 10 people who visit this site are all convinced you're an InCel, so the latter sentiment is moot.
Since you seem like the type of Mongloid who always needs the last word: have at it, Cretin. ;)