OLD FOX "SCAID"Old Fogie won't make a call on the share price BEFORE the fact - only AFTER the fact, when the horses have already crossed the finish line, struggling to re-gain their breath, the jockeys carressing their necks.
I can't make any money like that - useless. You have to buy your ticket BEFORE the race! Ever tried to buy a ticket AFTER the race? It doesn't work!
Old Fogie, you are hereby FIRED.
Don't worry, the funeral director is still your friend (until he gets paid) - and I'll deliver your eulogy, and now I'm gonna add your epitaph:
"HE SCAID"
A legacy worthy of a cage denizen hurling dried-up $hit at his neighbors, as Tx so aptly put it.