PLEASE OLD FOX .....Please don't put me on IGNORE.
It would hurt me so deeply to know that you do not value my opinion.
I think I'll start crying.
But, the truth is it will hurt YOU even more - and you're too myopic and parochial to even know it.
So, I really feel sorry for you.
I'd say have a nice Mothers Day lunch with your wife, but ....... never mind.
In the meantime, I'm getting ready to cook my wife her favorite - Catfish Sherry. I'll give you the recipe:
Catfish is sauteed in spices and then set aside in the pan,
Sautee green onions in butter and spices and then flame up some sherry on top and burn off the alcohol
Pour the latter on top of the catfish and bake about 20-25 minutes at 350.
The best catfish you'll ever eat. Period.