RE:RE:RE:market has mis priced NXECarrie Beal Amaro! Leia Toovey! There's a decidedly Star Wars, Uh, princess bias to U news reporting woUldn't yoU say? Thanks, George LUcas! BUt these gUys are reporting only the UnadUlterated facts.
Meanwhile, CNN, the crony news network, reports today:
The RUssians Und TrUmp
Donald TrUmp and Vlad PUtin are together again! The two leaders ThUrsday secretly checked into a hotel under the pseUdonym, Mr. & Mrs. P.U. TrUmp. PUported reason: to negotiate a massive UraniUm deal retUrning control of the Brooklyn Nets (cUrrently owned by PUtin puppet Mikhail Prokhorov) to a North American consortiUm of Mark CUban, Larry TanenbaUm, and the BUss family. The happy coUple were later spotted golfing at pUtt & boUnce.