RE: collinscstockgambler, man, I'm just itching to dismantle this geezer, er, fellow but I'll be crucified here if I attempt it. There's more good jokes available with this guy than Carter has pills, ah, natural organic ones, of course.
As if we didn't know about Resveratrol, Milano Apo-A1, niacin, time-released niacin, anti-flushing niacin, niacin and riboflavin added to your Rice Krispies and Butylated Hydroxyanisole added to the packaging for freshness, the health benefits of freshly squeezed Charmin and the soothing effects of a dollop of axel grease on the bottom.
As another Collins said, the Rev. Mr. Collins in Pride and Prejudice, I shall be "prodigiously civil" with this Mr. Collins, though he does sound related to the Good Reverend.
Make haste, make haste, we must make to Rosings Park where the great Lady herself, Lady Catherine De Burgh...etc etc
Recently read it again, sorry...