Tree frogs...Me, Curmudgeon? Anybody who thinks that can take a flying leap!!
So I judge from the conversation today that Collinsc is touting a new lifesaving extract of pomegranate poop. Do pomegranates poop? Or would that be the poop of a newly discovered species of pomegranate-eating tree frog from Greenland? Take a carload of the Great Northern Tree Frogs, place them in a press for 24 hours at 1500 psi and collect the resulting mixture. Bring the stuff to a boil. When it tastes slightly burnt run the vapours through a condenser. One carload will produce about 3 drops of the lifesaving elixir. The remaining mixture from the press can be fed to Souk, who I understand is around today. Tell him it's fed to leaders first, peasants second, he'll jump right in up to his withers.