Ben Bernanke Christmas list1.Low interest rates 2.Capped Gold/Silver prices 3.Rising Dow Jones(once government shutdown is averted) 4.Print Money 5.Keep the story of "I may taper!" going to keep people confused 6.Please no black swans 7.Larger padlocks for gold vaults. 8.General Electric deluxe Beard Trimmer 9.Get the hell out of dodge.