CBC reports Suncor head office shutdown tonightThe CBC has reported that Suncor has had to shut down its head office because they are experiencing a series of leaks. The company has indicated that their head office is now filled to capacity with cash and they don't know what to do with the money.
In cooperation with Calgary police, the company has chosen to shut down temporarily in order to prevent riots in the streets from the public clawing and stabbing each other while stuffing $100 bills in their purses, shirts, and pillow cases.
The company is apparently in negotiations with the City of Calgary to store a few billion dollars in the Saddledome and declaring the building closed during the current Omicron pandemic.
The company has said that it is working with officials to alleviate the problem as quickly as possible and hopes to reopen in a few days