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Boy....Thank God those Geese are OK.....

[mrmomo]

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/imperial-oil-profits-decline-q2-153204521.html

That was CLOSE CALL..........as we were on the precipice for a moment there, almost losing those precious, pesky little fowl.Which of course, would have been an incalculable loss to our great nation should anything hapen to them. I'm sure i speak for everyone here, when i say that we all wish them a speedy recovery so they may quickly return to their own personal lives asap. Hopefully leading a productive one, being a valuble contributor to our society......before it was so rudly interupted by our devilish created abominations.....of course......Chalk this win down along with our other great past success, in saving the Green Striped Salmander, The Carnivorous Fire Beattle & the Double Headed Moose......among many many other saves & rescues by our great peoples.

Meanwhile.....in a city close to YOU.....Millions of walking dead Zombies continue to roam the streets of our beautiful cities, using it as their own perosnal lavertory, helping themselves.....free of charge ofcourse!............to ALL the wonderful amenities & services our glorious abodes have to offer. I hope that whatever we can give, how little it is, is sufficient enough for our fellow walking undeads to provide them everything they require to lead a full & produtive life and i'm fairly certain they'll give back  to society in an equal amount or even 2 fold in boatloads of luv, appreciation & excrement.

As we patiently await for Empreror Trudope & his merry band of Sea Pirates to magicaly wave their wands to slowly transform our great country into the grande Utopian paradise they promised, there seems to be some urest brewing in the nations capital. Hopefully all those ungrateful racist bigoted gender neutral ingrates, no matter how small a minority they are, will be quickly cancelled, totally wiped off the face of Mother Earth, with all & any meaningful assets siezed by our glorious Getapo state, consequently castrated or mutliated to conform and incarcerated appropraitely..... AND of course.... eventually put down if needed.

Come 2025, when the humble peoples of Oooohhh-Canada vote again, to re-elect our Grande Cheiftan Justino "Running BullS..." Trudope, of the clan of Crazy Frozen Clowns of Nanavut,  of which of course, will be lead into victory once again by our indominable strong hold, the GTA or Greater TajMahal Area or Grande Theft Auto as many respectable folk refer to it as. When the mighty GTA gives us that final V for Victory once more, it will the ONE that will cement our dashing leader Sir Trumole into the history books, along side Ghanghis "SuperCool" Khan, Attila The Humble, Sweet Joey Stalin, Mr. Mao and the forever loved. never missed.... Vlad The Imposer.

Just one more V to get that final ring, As they say in Middle Earth.........

"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Land of Kanada where the shadows lie"

GLTA




*This message was brought to you by & paid for by Ra's Al Ghul & The League of Shadows.....

[jx7000]

You should put that prose into a song ;-)

[mrbb]

CANADA GOOSE rather see them feathers in their overpriced winter jackets.