RE: The Red Carpet for Freaks
Sure is a good sign....eh? Gotta love it. My daily soap opera. I wonder if the country bumpkin is going to marry Swine?
In the last 2 weeks Lorne has introduced a self professed simpleton named Swine, an illiterate doctor named RHNMD, a "Wall Street" MBA named Plovie and an in-bred country bumpkin named Buck$ter. Its the B card on a WWF event in Kitchener! For some reason, Lauren feels it necessary that each freak identifies their role in life, as if this somehow enhances their credibility. I'm not sure why and I'm sure I'm missing somebody but the pattern is clear. We always knew that the board we would be over run and un-readable when news broke and here it is! I'd rather read Jimmy at this point!
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