THE OPENING SCENE OF JAWSDid you hear that Clowns?? Those two notes, played in the original Jaws movie. Just two notes, that brought movie-goers to the edge of their seats. It's just like the opening scene in the urinal Jaws movie There's the Clown, sunny day, spashing away on a floatie. But then those two notes sound and you just know this is not going to end well. But why the two notes now Clowns? Because we're finally getting close enough to the upcoming quarter, and it's going to be a bloodbath, just like in the movie. Here's what will happen: 1) People start selling to get out of the way of the quarter. (Hence the first two notes that just sounded, giving the injuries warning 2) Shorts increase their position, selling more, knowing this will be a horrible quarter. (The speed of the music increases) 3) The quarter is released AND IT IS S BLOODBATH (Jaws attacks and pulls the Clown on the floatie underwater, ripping them limb from limb. ) Nothing but massive losses and massive writedowns. 4) The Clowns take their last gasps. It's over Clowns. Devoured by your own stupidity. Enjoy your starring role in the movie. ;)