RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Reversal Let's listen to El Digit trying to sell Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
It's a great painting, I've been told.
But it's old.
And we don't know who it's of, for certain.
The lady's name isn't Mona, it's Lisa, and people say her smile is enigmatic but I think she ate too many figs and da Vinci captured constipation, and the woman may actually be sitting on the toilet.
It's painted on a Lombardi poplar panel, and there's nothing much in the background.
She doesn't have any eyebrows or eyelashes. I mean, he could have found a prettier model. She has wimpy hands and fingers, too, like dead fish, or eels.
He probably had to paint it because he needed the money.
The painting is dark, too yellow and probably needs a good cleaning.
Marchio Giorno said that he'd get Leonardo to fix it up a bit but that could take another 500 years.
Maybe we can raffle it off at the church bingo.
jdstox