A little humour while we wait.Top Ten Reasons to Buy DEC.
10) They like to drill holes.
9) You own a drilling company
8) Shares are cheaper than they used to be.
7) Catching a falling knife is more fun than sticking your tongue in an electrical outlet.
6) Your Mother owns the land where they’re drilling.
5) Your Mom always liked you best.
4) It’s something to do until you’re released back into society.
3) Your side of the bell curve is full of Dec shareholders.
2) So far, it’s a great way to avoid paying more in taxes.
1) You used to have more money than brains.