EGT Shareholder Logic
1. Post links from over 5 years ago.
2. Never articulate any connections to anything.
3. Demonstrate zero throught process.
4. Post former employeees linkedin profiles on random message boards.
5. Make outlandish claims connecting EGT to every large company in the world. Of course, when doing so refer to point 2, don't worry about connecting anything.
6. Have at least 5 usernames/handles, don't worry no one will figure it out ;)
7. Make sure to slander as many people as possible.
8. Never take your meds.