Oh Azorean...Oh how you wish that were true... If you had any clue you would know that all you have to do is right-click a link and inspect the elements and see that my link takes you to a certified Groupon page.
I know you hate that I'm a know-it-all, but I don't blame you. You're just a jealous, dumb little troll. Poor guy... We should start a charity for Azorean.