Abandoned HouseI wrote this for another venture EV industry stock I regretfully hold, you know, because it's the EV is the future and now timing is ripe, so they say; Yeah right!
MN walks into a bar called “EV Industry” and the place is crowded to the max. MN’s eyes light up like a kid’s on Christmas morning and makes its way to the bar.
Shuffling its way through the crowd MN sees A-list celebrities like Canadian Grant, Biden’s Plan, Mining Deeds, Windsor Plant, sisters Giga and Recycle Cells, Tom Timmins, Public Hype, mob bosses like GM Rocko, VW Lou, and Tesla Tony: Even out of towners like China Doll, Bali Bets and Floating Asteroid are there.
At the bar MN asks the bartender, Money, why the place is so happening tonight. Money tells MN that the band “Free Cash” is playing tonight and they are expected to put on one heck of a show, like no other.
MN inquires about the drinks. Money lists a few – Minted Money Margaritas, Banked Beer, Contract Cocktails, Mineral Water, Winner Whiskey, Billionaire Bourbon, and Draft Dough. You got any ID, kid, Money asks MN.
MN fumbles around for its wallet and in doing so its real ID falls on the bar with its fake ID. Money motions to the bouncers, Life and Reality, and they show MN to the front door.
On MN’s way out it sees ANY OTHER STOCK heading in. OTHER asks MN what happened. Sulking MN tells OTHER that it is wearing its favourite great results shirt and lucky NDA shoes, but even still...
OTHER heads in telling MN not to worry, as there is another bar down the street called “Niche’s Neon” and maybe they’ll let MN in.
The Venture stock, eh, held together with nothing but glue and articles on how great the future is going to be, huge numbers, but the SPs are showing those articles who the real bosses are.
Cheers