Diamond Explorer and the ChiefThe diamond explorer has been trying to get an ice road built to his diamond mine for years. The Chief has refused to grant the right for an access road. Finally, after much failed negotiations, they decide to settle the matter Mano to Mano
The deal is they will exchange blows and whoever wins the fist-fight and is left standing gets his way and the winner gets the Mine.
The explore says he will start throwing the first punch. The Chief is thinking this guy is short and old and he is big and strong and says ok. The explorer slugs him real good and the Chief staggers and is left bleeding on the nose. The Chief says I will kill this guy and is ready to hit him next.
The explorer walks away and says you win and you can keep the $50 million U2 shithole.