Fits & Stumbles & False Starts Walk Into A Bar Fits orders a Gin Rickey, Stumbles asks for anything on the rocks while False Start goes for a non alcoholic Clausthaler cause he was driving
They'd been driving arguing about NXO share performance and the price of bulls...ttt and what it would take to make the ALiiS cash register go chaCHING
They decided they'd drink to the sweet Aliis sound
stopped by this place just to order the round...
they waited acutely to hear that sweet sound
of chaCHING, chaCHING, chaCHING
Alas there was slippage at the bar and exchange
price dropped again which some folk thought was strange
fully on cue Darndude twitched and complained
no chaCHING no chaCHING no cha CHING
Oh we love you ALiiS cause ALiiS loves us
Even as ALiiS throws us under the bus
Oh we love you ALiiS cause ALiiS loves us
Gives us the reason to drink hard and cuss
no chaCHING no chaCHING no cha CHING
no chaCHING no chaCHING no cha CHING