This just inEmerald Lizard emerges to concur the investment firm of Slamjam, Darndude & Dunno is a pathetic creature with, sadly...emotional issues that would prevent ownership of firearms
When asked if he meant to prevent self harm or to prevent the harming of others when he supposed it all made sense, the Lizard smiled an enigmatically emerald grin, blinked twice, and stuck out his tongue to taste the air in the wind.
"Both I suppose because being terminally stupid is not enough to be denied a gun permit", he drawled back using an accent that sounded gutturally Floridian